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Eminem Isn’t ‘Stressed Out’ – but Mariah Carey Should Be Panicking
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Eminem Isn’t ‘Stressed Out’ – but Mariah Carey Should Be Panicking

Eminem is reportedly “stressed out” in anticipation of Mariah Carey’s new memoir. An anonymous “insider” said he was worried about Carey revealing his sexual inadequacies. The same deficiencies he’s rapped about, in detail, years ago. Eminem is not stressed. But Mariah Carey is nervous because, amongst other things, she might get caught in a lie.…

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Tech Bubble Isn’t Popping Because FANGMAN Stocks Just Hit New Record
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Tech Bubble Isn’t Popping Because FANGMAN Stocks Just Hit New Record

Tech stocks are continuing to soar as FANGMAN hits a new record-high. Throughout July, analysts widely expected the tech market to slump, fearing inflated valuations. Several stocks, including Apple, buoyed the tech market en route to new all-time highs. The total market capitalization of FANGMAN–Facebook (NASDAQ:FB), Amazon (NASDAQ:AMZN), Netflix (NASDAQ:NFLX), Alphabet (NASDAQ:GOOGL), Microsoft (NASDAQ:MSFT), Apple…

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Elon Musk Isn’t Crazy – He Just Timed the Housing Market Perfectly
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Elon Musk Isn’t Crazy – He Just Timed the Housing Market Perfectly

Elon Musk’s tweetstorm may have been bizarre, but not everything he said was completely inexplicable. That’s especially true of his decision to sell his two Los Angeles mansions. Both housing market trends and economist predictions suggest that he timed the sales perfectly. When Elon Musk abruptly announced on Twitter that he was selling “almost all”…

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Derrick Rose Isn’t the Answer for the Los Angeles Lakers
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Derrick Rose Isn’t the Answer for the Los Angeles Lakers

According to Chris Haynes of Yahoo Sports, the Los Angeles Lakers “have expressed interest” in trading for Detroit Pistons point guard Derrick Rose. Rose is averaging 18.4 points on 49.8% shooting, 5.8 assists and 2.4 rebounds in only 26.0 minutes per game with the Pistons this season. However, the Lakers don’t have enough young players…

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